Rita Rudner Quotes

Over 150000 Famous Quotes

browse by authors:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Home > Authors: R > Rita Rudner Quotes

Rita Rudner

Birthday: September 17, 1955
Category: American Comedian
Type: Comedian
National: American

Rate:

Hits: 1

link to us:
Link for Email and IM:	Link for website and blogs:

Similar Authors

Ellen Muth
Aaliyah
Stephen Ambrose
John Abizaid
Berenice Abbott
Betsy Ross
Abigail Adams
Carl D. Anderson
Eli Whitney
Aaron Allston
William Hooper
Arthur Alexander
Albert Ellis
Allen Dulles
Henry David Thoreau

A man will go to war, fight and die for...

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love....

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to...

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled...

I know I want to have children while my parents...

I love being married. It's so great to find that...

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't...

I think men who have a pierced ear are better...

I want to have children, but my friends scare me....

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the...

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed...

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of...

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts...

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom,...

It's so great to find that one special person you...

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first...

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs...

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want...

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for...

Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted...

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get...

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three...

My husband and I are either going to buy a...

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested...

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them...

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them....

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid....

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and...

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so...

The time you spend grieving over a man should never...

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got...

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except...

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car...

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet...

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea...

Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the...

© 2009 A to Z "Quotes"